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riversong01:

fulbrite:

HOW TO BECOME A GODDAMN MAGICIAN

1. OWN A TABLET PEN

2. PUT IT DOWN FOR TEN SECONDS

3. ABRACADABRA WHERE THE FUCK DID IT GO

never have I laughed so hard

Best thing a magician can do in .5 seconds

(Source: wheatdonut, via godtechturninheads)

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jakeenglishfromstatefarm:

yeah i got money 
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fratdouche2point0:

my wedding vows: lmao this thirsty bitch caught feelings

(via mecha-bun)

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razzledazzlewaffle:

I love when you’re not that attracted to someone at first but then you get to know them and one day they say or do something and you’re like “damn. ok. me like. gimme.”

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fragilekids:

tbh the only reason i know how to read a clock is so i can figure out when we get out of class

(via pizza)

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